Religions of the world
Taoism - Shit happens,
Hinduism - The shit happened before,
Islam - If shit happens, take hostage,
Zen - What is the sond of shit happening?
Buddism - When shit happens, is it really shit,
Protestantism - Shit won't happend if I work harder,
Catolicism - If shit happens I deserve it,
Unitarian - What is this shit,
Mormon - Shit happens again & again & again,
Judaism - Why does this shit always happens to me,
Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this shit.